"Mom my feet are asleep!....Good night feet."
After a belly flop onto our hard wood floor, I'm helping her up and with tears in her eyes..."That's no fun mom, huh?"
Lily: Momma help me put this glove on.
Me: But those aren't gloves, those are Caleb's socks, here I'll help you find real gloves (trying to take socks off)
Lily: No, no (backing away) lets just pretend.
"Wow! Thats a long one! Its like a tail! Its like a fish! Wait...no, no its just a poop." This one was back when we were potty training her ;)
So Lily had a pretty infected finger nail at one point and I had tried squeezing some of the puss out the day before this quote...
Me: Lily can I see you hurt finger?
Lily: Yeah, as long as you don't try and squish the pasta out.
Lily: Can I have more watermelon?
Me: No, no more. If we eat too much watermelon it can give us diarrhea.
Lily: Please can I have diarrhea!?!
"Hey mom is that hair spray?" ...I was spraying a cookie sheet with PAM
Lily: Mom can you hold me?
Me: No Lily, mommy's back hurts (7months pregnant) and I'm just not in very good shape right now.
Lily: Yeah, you just need to work out like daddy so you can carry me.
3 comments:
Love them! She is a funny girl! "As long as you don't try to squish the pasta out." I hadn't heard that one. Funny . . . thanks for sharing!
Laughing through all of them. That Lily is too cute. Thank you for sharing!
Hilarious! Kids say the funniest things!! I saw a couple that looked just like you and Eric at the airport and I got so excited and then saw that they only had a little baby. Can't wait to see baby #3!!
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